Chapter 1 of the Sufferer’s Cookbook We call it the shit factory. In Sheepshead Bay there’s a sewage treatment plant. It’s an unavoidable landmark because,…
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The summer after my freshman year of junior high was gonna be the greatest one ever. I’d be spending it in the Poconos, in our…
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Pick a card, any card. Don’t worry, you can trust me. It’s just a magic trick, what’s the worst that can happen, right? Let’s see…
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Early morning. Humming generators, the sounds of cars speeding by, distant sirens echoing through the streets. It’s not ever silent, not really. Here’s a recipe…
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Per Seth, stop being authentic, start being considerate. The authentic self is the lizard brain, the knee-jerk reaction. The authentic self is the mouth that…
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Easy choices, hard life. Hard choices, easy life. – Pavel Tsatsulin Morning routines are overrated. As someone who has overcomplicated them, I know how unsustainable…
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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off…
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That first step is always the hardest. When you’re standing ankle deep in a cold pool, taking an hour to acclimate. Just jump in the…
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What if I told you that the last car you drove in – or the car you own – was engineered by someone who’s never…
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Hey it’s me. Well, it’s you, but from the future. And I’m tired of your shit. I’ve spent my life in service of your laziness.…
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